I love New Year’s. It’s my favorite holiday. It feels like a big giant reset button over all the shit you were mired in at the end of the year, time to reinvent yourself and set goals, and look at the wide, untouched swath of year ahead of you, ready for you to forge ahead and realize all your dreams!

That sounds excessive and cheesy, but I don’t give a fuck. I love New Year’s.

Anyway, thought I’d write out some resolutions:

This year, the first number on the scale is going to be a one.

I’m going to make real progress towards my goal of becoming an amazon. I’m going to put on muscle. I hesitate to set a goal, because as a woman who is constantly dieting, putting on muscle is tough. So we’re just going to say some muscle and leave it at that.

I’m going to make Griffy into an Archery horse.

I’m going to improve at archery so I do not embarrass my archery horse. 🙂

I’m going to spend more time with Griffy, even if it’s not riding. I’m going to be at the barn a minimum of 4 times a week, even if it’s just to groom him and untangle his mane (why always dreadlocks….)

I’m going to make more time for the cats – when they ask for attention I’m going to make an effort to give it to them.

I’m going to excel at my new job so they love me.

I’m going back to school.